Don't think this has been on here yet. My Two Showoffs and Me, the final episode of season 3 of The Dick van Dyke Show. Final scene before the credits [about 23:40]
Rob (Dick van Dyke) swats Laura (Mary Tyler Moore!) three times on screen with a rolled-up magazine. Not the greatest spanking, but a pretty great spankee, and the dialogue adds a a lot, including "Thank you" and "I deserve it"!
The scene:
[Rob reads from an article from a magazine about his show to Laura]
Laura: Well that is just terrible!
Rob: What's terrible?
Laura: That lamp. Rob we have the same lamp and we paid fifteen dollars more for it!
Rob: Do you know what is even worse than that?
Laura: What?
Rob: A husband giving his wife a shot with a roll up magazine
[Rob rolls up the magazine]
Laura: No, not the head, not the head.
Rob: how about down there?
[swat]
Laura: Thank you.
[swat]
Laura: Yes. I deserve it.
[swat]
Rob (Dick van Dyke) swats Laura (Mary Tyler Moore!) three times on screen with a rolled-up magazine. Not the greatest spanking, but a pretty great spankee, and the dialogue adds a a lot, including "Thank you" and "I deserve it"!
The scene:
[Rob reads from an article from a magazine about his show to Laura]
Laura: Well that is just terrible!
Rob: What's terrible?
Laura: That lamp. Rob we have the same lamp and we paid fifteen dollars more for it!
Rob: Do you know what is even worse than that?
Laura: What?
Rob: A husband giving his wife a shot with a roll up magazine
[Rob rolls up the magazine]
Laura: No, not the head, not the head.
Rob: how about down there?
[swat]
Laura: Thank you.
[swat]
Laura: Yes. I deserve it.
[swat]